February 2010
I feel your heart beat.
Your pasty hands shake.
I’ll be every breath
Your trembling lips taste.
Metal teeth want to save you.
Button flies want to keep you pure.
Nothing will stop me now.
I will have you.
January 2010
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is your D omnidirectional?? :]
Duhhh, hahaha. I love you man!
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Has a guy ever given you a hickey?
He tried.
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is it true you have a vagina AND a penis?
This is true but I’ll never tell where.
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How long does it take for Lames Jarson to call you back?
Don’t even get me started on Lames Jarson.
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Do you fantasize about Paige Acuna? Have you ever seen a grown man stick his finger into chocolate pudding while masturbating with the other? Have you ever done the cha-cha? What consists of the ego within “Joey”?
Yes. No. Yes. I’m the best alive.
Ask me anything
Fiction, Fact.
You’ll never be half as cool as you think you are. Acceptance is key to happiness. Questions? I’ll tell you exactly what you want to hear.